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PEOPLE I\'VE PISSED OFF ARE ESPECIALLY WELCOME\";s:4:\"link\";s:85:\"http://steamcommunity.com/groups/gravitybong/announcements/detail/1300821320420162962\";s:7:\"pubdate\";s:31:\"Thu, 20 Apr 2017 01:42:05 +0000\";s:6:\"author\";s:19:\"Feenin\' for Peenin\'\";s:4:\"guid\";s:85:\"http://steamcommunity.com/groups/gravitybong/announcements/detail/1300821320420162962\";s:7:\"summary\";s:133:\"LONG LIVE THE HICKTATORSHIP! MY ASS IS DRUNK, LETS SEND THIS SHIT OFF IN STYLE!

PEOPLE I\'VE PISSED OFF ARE ESPECIALLY WELCOME\";s:14:\"date_timestamp\";i:1492652525;}i:3;a:8:{s:5:\"title\";s:9:\"Bong Time\";s:11:\"description\";s:62:\"Let\'s all jump on and enjoy the final days of the best server.\";s:4:\"link\";s:84:\"http://steamcommunity.com/groups/gravitybong/announcements/detail/665813143431614113\";s:7:\"pubdate\";s:31:\"Thu, 13 Apr 2017 23:56:08 +0000\";s:6:\"author\";s:19:\"[Bong] Blast Tyrant\";s:4:\"guid\";s:84:\"http://steamcommunity.com/groups/gravitybong/announcements/detail/665813143431614113\";s:7:\"summary\";s:62:\"Let\'s all jump on and enjoy the final days of the best server.\";s:14:\"date_timestamp\";i:1492127768;}i:4;a:8:{s:5:\"title\";s:39:\"ehy guys lets play on the gravvity dong\";s:11:\"description\";s:28:\"cum on lets play video gamee\";s:4:\"link\";s:84:\"http://steamcommunity.com/groups/gravitybong/announcements/detail/690574607306335445\";s:7:\"pubdate\";s:31:\"Tue, 17 Jan 2017 00:56:50 +0000\";s:6:\"author\";s:14:\"human trashcan\";s:4:\"guid\";s:84:\"http://steamcommunity.com/groups/gravitybong/announcements/detail/690574607306335445\";s:7:\"summary\";s:28:\"cum on lets play video gamee\";s:14:\"date_timestamp\";i:1484614610;}i:5;a:8:{s:5:\"title\";s:32:\"Gravity Bong Happy Hour Tonight!\";s:11:\"description\";s:1139:\"6:30-7:30 CST

That\'s right. Your eyes do not deceive you. It\'s time to run some maps other than 2fort for an hour. In addition to the other "stock" maps that come with the game, there are a few custom maps that we can vote on.

New maps for consideration:

CTF_2FORT_REVAMP
http://tf2.gamebanana.com/maps/101457

CTF_MACH4 (Needs to be unzipped)
http://www.gamemaps.com/mirrors/1589

CTF_CONVOY
http://www.gamemaps.com/details/1494

KOTH_NERVE
http://tf2maps.net/downloads/nerve.36/

Join us!\";s:4:\"link\";s:84:\"http://steamcommunity.com/groups/gravitybong/announcements/detail/957390683636897046\";s:7:\"pubdate\";s:31:\"Wed, 11 May 2016 20:49:22 +0000\";s:6:\"author\";s:28:\"☤Dr. KhAmiR-UbiTcH (Music)\";s:4:\"guid\";s:84:\"http://steamcommunity.com/groups/gravitybong/announcements/detail/957390683636897046\";s:7:\"summary\";s:1139:\"6:30-7:30 CST

That\'s right. Your eyes do not deceive you. It\'s time to run some maps other than 2fort for an hour. In addition to the other "stock" maps that come with the game, there are a few custom maps that we can vote on.

New maps for consideration:

CTF_2FORT_REVAMP
http://tf2.gamebanana.com/maps/101457

CTF_MACH4 (Needs to be unzipped)
http://www.gamemaps.com/mirrors/1589

CTF_CONVOY
http://www.gamemaps.com/details/1494

KOTH_NERVE
http://tf2maps.net/downloads/nerve.36/

Join us!\";s:14:\"date_timestamp\";i:1462999762;}i:6;a:8:{s:5:\"title\";s:32:\"The Gravity Bong is up For Sale!\";s:11:\"description\";s:498:\"After 8 long and prosperous years running The Gravity Bong, it is finally up for sale to end this chapter and pass it on to the next chapter. The Gravity Bong is up for auction, please consider placing a bid or letting anyone you may know that may be interested. Thank you for the great times.

The auction and info may be found here:
http://gravitybong.net/\";s:4:\"link\";s:84:\"http://steamcommunity.com/groups/gravitybong/announcements/detail/969771787796289952\";s:7:\"pubdate\";s:31:\"Fri, 01 Apr 2016 13:47:36 +0000\";s:6:\"author\";s:12:\"[BONG] Helix\";s:4:\"guid\";s:84:\"http://steamcommunity.com/groups/gravitybong/announcements/detail/969771787796289952\";s:7:\"summary\";s:498:\"After 8 long and prosperous years running The Gravity Bong, it is finally up for sale to end this chapter and pass it on to the next chapter. The Gravity Bong is up for auction, please consider placing a bid or letting anyone you may know that may be interested. Thank you for the great times.

The auction and info may be found here:
http://gravitybong.net/\";s:14:\"date_timestamp\";i:1459518456;}i:7;a:8:{s:5:\"title\";s:25:\"Join the Rotation Server!\";s:11:\"description\";s:143:\"Joey & Co. are trying to get the rotation server up and running tonight, here is the IP 66.150.214.4:27015

Be there, or be square!!\";s:4:\"link\";s:84:\"http://steamcommunity.com/groups/gravitybong/announcements/detail/988909544659314214\";s:7:\"pubdate\";s:31:\"Sat, 05 Mar 2016 01:33:19 +0000\";s:6:\"author\";s:11:\"[BONG] Mama\";s:4:\"guid\";s:84:\"http://steamcommunity.com/groups/gravitybong/announcements/detail/988909544659314214\";s:7:\"summary\";s:143:\"Joey & Co. are trying to get the rotation server up and running tonight, here is the IP 66.150.214.4:27015

Be there, or be square!!\";s:14:\"date_timestamp\";i:1457141599;}i:8;a:8:{s:5:\"title\";s:19:\"Happy New Year 2016\";s:11:\"description\";s:275:\"Happy Holidays and a wonderful New Year to everyone out there that is a part of our community. After 8 years as a TF2 community we appreciate everyone that has passed through and played with us and continues to do so. Here\'s to another year and wishing everyone a great 2016!\";s:4:\"link\";s:84:\"http://steamcommunity.com/groups/gravitybong/announcements/detail/985525827299583084\";s:7:\"pubdate\";s:31:\"Wed, 30 Dec 2015 19:35:01 +0000\";s:6:\"author\";s:12:\"[BONG] Helix\";s:4:\"guid\";s:84:\"http://steamcommunity.com/groups/gravitybong/announcements/detail/985525827299583084\";s:7:\"summary\";s:275:\"Happy Holidays and a wonderful New Year to everyone out there that is a part of our community. After 8 years as a TF2 community we appreciate everyone that has passed through and played with us and continues to do so. Here\'s to another year and wishing everyone a great 2016!\";s:14:\"date_timestamp\";i:1451504101;}i:9;a:8:{s:5:\"title\";s:28:\"Goodbye TF2, Hello Overwatch\";s:11:\"description\";s:2129:\"
April 1, 2015
http://gravitybong.net/page.php?35

Today is a bittersweet day BONG\'ers. Today we say goodbye to an era. We say goodbye to the last 7 years of supporting a game that has been by our side longer than most of our relationships. A game that has been there when we needed someone to drink with, a game that has been around since the year of the iPhone.

It\'s no shock that we have been losing momentum over the past few months. Server numbers and activity are at the lowest they\'ve ever been. We thought to ourselves, selves, what can we do? That\'s when it happened... an idea as good as the one that brought us into the world. An idea we think everyone will fully stand behind.

The Gravity Bong is pleased to announce we will now move to and only support Blizzard\'s Overwatch. We feel there is a strong backing of Blizzard players that will shell out hundreds of dollars a year to support a pay-to-play-community. That\'s right, we\'ll take your money and in return you\'ll be offered acceptance into our loving community. The pay-to-play community does offer great benefits.

Need help studying for that exam? You will receive one hour of Silent Agent\'s tutoring service per month. Need someone to make that prank call for you? Members receive one free prank call made by Cyrus per month. Getting lonely and want a girlfriend to prove to your friends your status? Luna will send you up to 5 selfies a month and unlimited girlfriend experience text messages. And finally, if you act now you can buy a bottle of Whiskey for Hick and try to go shot for shot with him while debating any subject of your choosing. These seats will not last long so stay tuned for the immediate opening of this exciting opportunity.

In addition, tonight we will say goodnight to an era. We ask you to stand in support and join us for our "Farewell" night of Team Fortress 2 before we shut our doors. Thank you and BONG on\'
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April 1, 2015
http://gravitybong.net/page.php?35

Today is a bittersweet day BONG\'ers. Today we say goodbye to an era. We say goodbye to the last 7 years of supporting a game that has been by our side longer than most of our relationships. A game that has been there when we needed someone to drink with, a game that has been around since the year of the iPhone.

It\'s no shock that we have been losing momentum over the past few months. Server numbers and activity are at the lowest they\'ve ever been. We thought to ourselves, selves, what can we do? That\'s when it happened... an idea as good as the one that brought us into the world. An idea we think everyone will fully stand behind.

The Gravity Bong is pleased to announce we will now move to and only support Blizzard\'s Overwatch. We feel there is a strong backing of Blizzard players that will shell out hundreds of dollars a year to support a pay-to-play-community. That\'s right, we\'ll take your money and in return you\'ll be offered acceptance into our loving community. The pay-to-play community does offer great benefits.

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In addition, tonight we will say goodnight to an era. We ask you to stand in support and join us for our "Farewell" night of Team Fortress 2 before we shut our doors. Thank you and BONG on\'
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Hey BONG'ers. First order of business is to explain this crazy new schedule on the main page. We have a formal schedule which we will be keeping up to date of everything happening within our community. You must be logged in to the website in order to view the schedule.

The first thing, custom map nights, will help alleviate some of the repetitiveness of 2fort. Each weekday night, Monday-Thursday we will switch the server to a custom map for one hour starting at 9pm EST. You can download the map using the link or download it right off the server when it switches, whichever you prefer. We are open to any and all suggestions of maps for these nights. This will start this coming Monday.

Next we have Happy Hour, which we will be formally sticking to much better. This coming Sunday's Happy Hour will be the map colorblind and grappling hooks. The bind for grappling hooks is "+hook". Happy Hour will run Sundays from 9-10pm EST.

Finally, the last event scheduled is the Thanksgiving Bowl. More information on this including sign ups will be posted on this coming Monday, however, just a brief description... It will be a round robin tournament, featuring double elimination and teams of 5.... open to anyone in general including clans. Prizes will be offered as well.

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