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Re: Okay
new flamer is broken to shit
Posted by Dickbut
Oct 21 : 12:55AM

Re: Update soon pals THIS TIME I MEAN IT
I was wondering when you'd sur...
Posted by khamir-ubitch
Oct 20 : 11:40PM

Re: Okay
Man, just when I thought thing...
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Oct 20 : 11:38PM

Posted by Dickbut
Oct 19 : 10:44PM

Re: Update soon pals THIS TIME I MEAN IT
guys i cant wait to be a worth...
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Oct 18 : 09:36PM

Re: Powa, Khamir's revered kitty has gone on to the great catnip patch in the sky...
Sending you all the love right...
Posted by [BONG] BigJoeZD
Oct 06 : 06:45AM

Re: Powa, Khamir's revered kitty has gone on to the great catnip patch in the sky...
Thank you guys, I really appre...
Posted by khamir-ubitch
Oct 05 : 11:17PM

Re: Powa, Khamir's revered kitty has gone on to the great catnip patch in the sky...
This is unwelcome news. Later...
Posted by GravyTrain
Oct 05 : 06:40PM

Re: Powa, Khamir's revered kitty has gone on to the great catnip patch in the sky...
First Tom Petty, now Powa. I'...
Posted by holyass
Oct 04 : 08:39PM

Re: Powa, Khamir's revered kitty has gone on to the great catnip patch in the sky...
Sorry for your loss.
Posted by DrakeMegrim
Oct 03 : 04:40PM

Mon Jan 27 2014, 02:31PM
More NEW Gravity Bong Admins!
Posted by Skyhawk in Gravity Bong News category.
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So you wake up in a panic, all sweaty and breathing hard. You just had a nightmare that scared the bejezus out of you so badly you are thankful to be awake. In your dream, you are happily heading through the enemy sewers without a care in the world. You think to yourself, "I'll grab that intel and be a credit to team". You check behind for spies and what you see sends a chill down your cartoon spine. Dickbut is closing fast on you, flamethrower dispensing waves of flame hotter than the fiery pits of Hell. You know you are already dead but refuse to accept your fate so you launch your rocket. Before you can blink, your own rocket is slamming into your face so you turn to run.

You round the corner to try to make your escape and find your path blocked by a Demoman, fiery eyes and raising his Loose Cannon to greet you. It's Opioid and you resolve you are now trapped in a cauldron of certain death. You see the Salvo of cannonballs launched in your direction and you feel your heartbeat in your throat. Instantaneously you are enveloped in a tornado of fire while cannonballs rip your digital body to pieces.

Now awake, you rock yourself back and forth, thanking the Gods you are no longer subject to the torment of Dickbut and Opioid. You repeat to yourself, "they can't get me, they can't get me" and then a new terror hits you like a ton of bricks, "Shit, my nightmares are real, they are my new admins". Welcome guys.

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Skyhawk [Oct 22 : 10:22PM]
I'm going to China for work tomorrow, 10 day trip, no idea what to expect.
knife_out [Oct 22 : 07:34PM]
There's no ban in heaven, right?
Dickbut [Oct 22 : 12:01AM]
we're all banned now, pal
knife_out [Oct 21 : 04:38PM]
Am I still banned from the server?
Roach [Oct 21 : 02:18PM]
Hello peeps. I'm alive and miss you all
Dickbut [Oct 18 : 09:35PM]
GravyTrain [Oct 18 : 03:20PM]
Nobody here talking about the update/event? Dickbutt? Hello?
gonzo.the.great [Sep 18 : 06:13PM]
It's so nice that sudo was able to raise such a nice and sweet anti-christ.
Skyhawk [Sep 18 : 01:37PM]
Sudo's pic of his kid wound up on The Chive this morning, photo #9 http://thechive.com/2017/09/18/daily-morning-awesomeness-2/
[BONG] BigJoeZD [Sep 14 : 08:43PM]
Psychonauts is available for free right now via Humble Bundle if anyone is interested

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