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tiger
Tue Dec 01 2009, 03:19PM


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Hmmm.... I'm not white.

Back when I was a kid and use to live in Guyana my house was about two miles from the school so I usually walked back and fort. One day I had to poo really bad but since I'm somewhat of a germaphobe I held it in and walked all the way home. It was painful but I managed to get to my house. Unfortunetly I didn't make it to the toilet, instead I lost control about 10 feet away from it.









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Elephantgun
Tue Dec 01 2009, 03:41PM


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When I was around 6, I guess I had to shit really bad but I held it in, cause when you're little that's what you do. Well, my mom decided to take me to my Grandma's house, where they would divulge into Scrabble or whatever. Fine. I don't remember having to poo at ALL for this entire time, but it was a while ago so I may be wrong. This is where my memory kicks in: For some reason, my mom picked me up to bring me into the other room. Right as I was passing by my Grandma, I guess she turned quickly with me in hand, and the leakiest shit I could ever imagined came out. It shot out my ass in those short-short-overall ugly looking things, took a short trip down my leg, and due to the force of the turning it flung right into my Grandma's hair. It was one of those shits that had the consistency of water, so it looked like I spilled chocolate milk on a shag carpet.

I'm kind of glad she died before I was old enough to be humiliated by that story.


EDIT: May have been age 7 or 8, but it was pretty young.









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sudo kill -9
Tue Dec 01 2009, 04:18PM


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I removed a massive shit from inside my anus with my own bare hands one night.

Your move.







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AntiHick
Tue Dec 01 2009, 05:49PM


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My move?

Hmm...4 years ago I blew an entire baseball team. I had a protein high for the next day and a half. There you go.







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frostmute
Tue Dec 01 2009, 07:07PM


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I let a guy I thought was a chick give me a BJ.

Seriously.

Don't tell my wife... EVER.








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sudo kill -9
Tue Dec 01 2009, 08:21PM


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Is that how you met hick?







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Noonan
Tue Dec 01 2009, 09:08PM


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AntiHick wrote ...

My move?

Hmm...4 years ago I blew an entire baseball team. I had a protein high for the next day and a half. There you go.


I hope they were all good looking. :B







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Elephantgun
Tue Dec 01 2009, 10:03PM


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AntiHick wrote ...

My move?

Hmm...4 years ago I blew an entire baseball team. I had a protein high for the next day and a half. There you go.


All at one time? Or did each one have to take a number.







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AntiHick
Tue Dec 01 2009, 10:08PM


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They just kinda lined up and I started on one side and worked my way around.







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Noonan
Tue Dec 01 2009, 11:37PM


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I always knew Hick was a classy guy.







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