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Mama
Sun Apr 28 2013, 10:51AM


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ProfessorJerk wrote ...


"Hey baby, how was the ride down? Say hi to your parents for me. Also I shit on the floor of the hallway because I rule."



I'm so glad my husband never sent me a text like this.


Yet.







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holyass
Sun Apr 28 2013, 11:50AM



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another great morning read.







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DrakeMegrim
Sun Apr 28 2013, 02:01PM


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What phone do you have that doesnt have screen capture?







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malonda82
Sun Apr 28 2013, 08:47PM


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Quite an exciting weekend.. A bunch of friends and I went out to Homosassa River (which is really just a bunch of bayou's, bays, inlets, and crap) this weekend.. left early yesterday morning.. just to hang out on a pontoon, chill out, and have fun.. an hour out on the water, my best friend's son is doing jumping jacks into my 9 doughnut float... well tender's best friend decides he wants to move away from a grassy area we had started floating into, and the kid was still jumping and got left behind.. So my dumb ass decides she's gonna go grab the float, not paying attention, I tripped on the anchor, and at first, I thought I had just tripped. Then I saw blood. Lots of it. I lacerated the seem across my second to last toe. Ended up deciding to go to the ER cause I had lost a lot of blood. Got 6 stitches. Yay me. Apparently while tender and I were in the ER, one of the girls was waiting for AAA because apparently she locked her keys in the car, so her her boyfriend and best friend decided to wait, and they took the best friend's dog, and her son took my dog, who had to be separated because they were just not getting along at all. Still further, the best friend, his girlfriend and her sister, went back on the pontoon, and I guess they kinda hit a bump, he and the sister both fell, and they both scraped something, so almost everyone got some fun this weekend... how was everyone else's weekend?









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lexicalpedant
Sun Apr 28 2013, 11:51PM


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Damn, Natascha. Sounds like a clusterfuck, hope your toe heals up fast.







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8bitlove2a03
Mon Apr 29 2013, 01:21AM


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I don't have anything amusing to contribute here, I just wanted to make sure everyone who hasn't gone back to read through old posts in this thread saw this one.

AntiHick wrote ...

My move?

Hmm...4 years ago I blew an entire baseball team. I had a protein high for the next day and a half. There you go.


Every time I read old threads, Hick has the best posts.









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Justifried
Sun May 12 2013, 01:44AM


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i accidentally cooked and took a bite of my friend's placenta that his parents were keeping in their freezer for when he got married.







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DrakeMegrim
Sun May 12 2013, 08:55AM


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wat?







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Justifried
Fri May 17 2013, 09:26AM


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it's a long story. that's the short version









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Kitt
Wed Jul 10 2013, 08:53AM


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So, I still feel as though we should get the long version of that placenta eating story.







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