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Yahoozy
Tue May 12 2015, 10:44AM


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Anyone who actually believes that limes are better than lemons needs to be dragged into the street in a burlap sack and beaten to death publicly, as an example of what happens when you go full retard.

Do you also believe that Sandy Hook was an elaborate hoax perpetrated by R&D team at Betty Crocker Inc., progenitor of the lemon bar?

You know what is going to happen because of this? Nothing. Nothing other that some people are going to buy lemons, and some people aren't. That's it. Limes will still get eaten, people will still make key lime pie, and the world, shockingly, will keep spinning.

I still have yet to hear a realistic, rational reason why lemons being better than limes has any negative effect on anything. Oh, people are going to try and use lemons in place of limes for guacamole? SHOCKING. GUESS WE BETTER PACK IT UP, WE FAILED.

All the things the entitled part of the gourmet bitch about, like handsome lemon-loving boys, are COMPLETLY OPTIONAL. It turns out no one is holding a gun to bakers' heads forcing them to use lemons. It also turns out no one is holding a gun to any consumers heads forcing them to eat delicious lemon ricotta cookies.

Get a fucking grip, and calm down. I have a whole drawer full of lemons, I'm sure one of them will taste good to you.







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Diabeetus
Tue May 12 2015, 10:51AM


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khamir-ubitch
Tue May 12 2015, 12:05PM



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Yahoozy wrote ...

Anyone who actually believes that limes are better than lemons needs to be dragged into the street in a burlap sack and beaten to death publicly, as an example of what happens when you go full retard.


....with your broke-ass lemons. Get the fuck out of here.

You don't know how to eat Hispanic food. I wouldn't expect someone like you to understand words so here are some pictures of stuff that Lime > lemon:


























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serenissima
Tue May 12 2015, 12:26PM


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Bro, you are so cruel. that is some tasty looking foodstuffs even those green things. . .







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AntiHick
Tue May 12 2015, 03:07PM


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Lemon jollyranchers are my favorite.







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Sir Osis
Tue May 12 2015, 05:17PM


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Yeah, you guys are off your fuckin' rockers. Lime or bust. Lemon ass motherfuckers.







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colonoscopy
Tue May 12 2015, 06:30PM


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yahoozy has no taste bud flavoury diddlydoos on his tongue







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AntiHick
Tue May 12 2015, 07:36PM


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colonoscopy wrote ...

yahoozy has no taste bud flavoury diddlydoos on his tongue


Maybe not now but from what I hear he's had plenty of diddlydoos on his tongue in the past.







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khamir-ubitch
Tue May 12 2015, 08:05PM



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AntiHick wrote ...

colonoscopy wrote ...

yahoozy has no taste bud flavoury diddlydoos on his tongue

Maybe not now but from what I hear he's had plenty of diddlydoos on his tongue in the past.










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AntiHick
Tue May 12 2015, 08:52PM


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That angle make's Powergirl's left tit look way smaller than her right.







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